Day one of my Tabloid Reading Project was not entirely disappointing. Picked up today from the motley of bangus/tinapa wrappers was some distant relative of Abante called Police Files Tonite. You’d expect more from the crime beat here given the masthead but hardly was there any story about recent murders and the like—I counted two short crime-related shorts, font size 8. However, there was one report there that caught my attention, one of the most truly brilliant news I’ve read recently: